SELF proclaimed People’s Princess and Sun Columnist Katie Hopkins today laid foundations in radical new proposal to eliminate both immigration and foreign ‘migrants’ from our shores once and for all. The ambitious project which has received backing from both Chancellor George Osborne and Prime Minister David Cameron has been dubbed “Katielossus” by its supporters.
The project advocates constructing a 960m high statue of Mrs Hopkins atop the iconic white cliffs of Dover, designed to be high enough not only to strike the fear of god into the asylum seekers of Calais but also to have its provocative hand gesture visible to the eurocrats in Brussels.
above: “Katielossus” stands watch over the English Channel, Daily Mail Scientists have made speculations that if migrants make direct eye contact with the imposing celebrity they will be turned instantly into stone.
A team of top Ministry of Defense experts have already been assigned the task of integrating a weapons array into the Colossus capable of vaporizing suspected migrant vessels and french fishing boats which stray into English waters.
Left: An artists impression of Katielossus instantly vaporizing Syrian refugees attempting to cross the English Channel on the side of a Hovercraft. State of the art hydraulic foot stamping technology is also thought to be in early design phases, which will allow Katielossus to crush any migrants who happen to make it to the shores of Dover like cockroaches.
Prime Minister David Cameron is also contemplating the possibility of upgrading Britain’s aging Trident nuclear deterrent through a series of nuclear warheads placed in the lower rear end of the monument, aimed at key locations in both Scotland and Belgium ready to be launched at a moments notice.
Concerns have been raised by Natalie Bennett leader of the Green Party on how such a machine can be powered without having a negative impact on the environment; though Chancellor George Osborne assures her that the entire project will be self sufficient, powered by eco-friendly jobseekers, apprentices and zero-hour contract workers running in a large series of ‘Manster’ wheels beneath the feet of Katielossus providing them with both jobs and work experience as well as tackling the growing obesity crisis.